You're such a WUSS!

That's... That's just crazy enough to work!

It's like saying a roller coaster made you late for work by forcing you to ride it.

I dunno, man, that sounds like a rather risky business venture. What happens if the parents cruise in early?

Time to start using that ultraviolet-reflecting conditioner.

I ran a project once in which we automated a pet food plant. A "wet" pet food plant.

My wife was getting a laryngoscopy once - camera goes in through the nose, down to the larynx to visualize the vocal cords. It is moderately to highly uncomfortable, she advised me.

Okay, I can understand your reasoning and I accept that basic research is essential. I know this.

We could do this all day. But I haven't the time. Once more, based on your statement:

Well, you could do what they do at the opera: a doctor is required to check his pager at the box office. It goes in a cubby that corresponds to his seat. If the pager goes off, the doctor is discretely alterted by an usher.

Because it's in a woman's mouth. What more do you need for something to be sexy?

Well, 30,000 sodium atoms as a proof of concept is pretty far from being practical. Not to say that it's impossible to scale this - I have no idea; but it certainly seems like a stretch.

Oh! Like Syndrome's Zero Point Energy in the Incredibles! Brilliant!

Religion is NOT absolutely destructive, THIS is a fact.

Yes. Yes, they do. I... I think that's part of the vows, no?

Gives new life and meaning to the expression "sportin' wood."

Great, let's re-fight World War I, shall we? To the trenches! Get the mustard gas!

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!!!!!!!!!

As opposed to Philadelphia, you mean? Yeah, Pittsburgh is a lot like that.

Always like a appy ending.