@citaro: minimalist is any color than gray or olive.

@atrus123: I wish to officially welcome the Ambassador from Planet Drab.

I kept thinking "Now is the time on Sprockets venn ve spray skin stem cells!"

@seamonkey420: Vanilla Honeycomb... okay, now I'm drooling. That would be an awesome cereal.

@Benedinho: There can be only one.

@Benedinho: ooooooooo zen.

I agree - watching that beetle drift in super-slow-motion, the jumps... even the mantises turning to watch. Nice stuff.

I always thought Levitation was the name of the great fish we would all share in the End of Days.

@yardameus: I know, right? Could you specify a SAN like that? "Yeah, it's got 10 TB of iSexy drives..." Ew.

Them that creates the standard gets to name the standard... sometimes. While CompuServe OBM got to specify the pronunciation of GIF (wrongly, I might add, which is probably why CompuServe is dead now). When SCSI was invented, Steve Jobs wanted it to be called "sexy" and it wound up being called "scuzzy." Go figure…

@The Squalor Also Rises: PT Barnum said "There is no such thing as a bad wow."

@okolowicz: No sarcasm at all.

I'm really old school in this regard, and I suppose it doesn't apply anymore, but the old advice was "Wait until version 2 is out, or just announced. Then buy version 1." That's because, by that time, version 1 will have been patched and updated and stabilized and debugged (and will become less expensive anon),…

@bloknayrb: I'm thinkin' spouse or significant other, am I right? Because I know that experience.

@lucasway89: TB or Not TB. That is consumption.

@Ignition: In other words, You're touching it wrong.

@ThePriceofEggsinMalta: A man after my own heart. Which I did, and would again, if I could.

@sooper_gizmo12: Might be worth another look then; I'm with thehouserules regarding ADW.

@Yojimbo: Ok, one more reason why I want to be a Genius as my side job. I don't know why, but when I take my kids to the doctor, and we're waiting for her to come in, I can't help playing with the otoscope and the ophthalmoscope - even though I know that dropping either means I won't be able to afford food for two…

But the real winners are folks leaving their dumb old feature phones behind.