Oh, and I renew my objection to the name of this phone.
Phil
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@GitEmSteveDave: You (and a glass of bad merlot) have melted my cold, cold heart this evening, thank you.
Huh, and here's me, turning the big 50 on February 12.
Because I have rhino hide covering my soul tonight, why I don't know, because I usually cry at such things (because it is touching, really, especially the way this hardened soldier chokes up at the loss of his comrade), I will apologize in advance and present to you this meme, edited for the purpose:
@TheLostVikings: What? Well, I'm not sure I agree... better watch it a few more times to make sure... you know, in the name of Safety!
@CaptainJack: Well, suicide is illegal.
@canyousparemeagil: Don't the ridges also help increase stiffness? Hey, it works for potato chips....
@cinnamonster: :-) Talk like that'll get ya sued these days, friend.
@trs: I.... I thought that was ... sour cream... [gag]...
@Ian Logsdon: Ooops, I'm sorry, they are no longer hip. That has passed.
@Yahweh Took My Prepuce: McSweeney's is consistently excellent. People need to check it out to understand, but it is one of the finer time sinks on the 'Tubes.
@seriously, saycarramrod: That is a good eye you got there. I would bet my Gizmodo paycheck on that.
@meatbag_pussrocket: Well, why do you think there's a camera on your phone? This is a would-be news hound's dream app.
@tooom: Okay, you bunch of reprobates, I hate to rain on your parade, but it's very dangerous to do chest compressions on a live person ("live" defined for this purpose as having a pulse).
@FriarNurgle: Given the chance, I mitre thought of that....
@BergenCountyJC is rocking in the free world: Nicely done!
@twilight-arc: Better question might be "Is this just glass sheets, or will there be something like concrete to stand on?" - the whole thing is swathed in glass.
@pixelsnader: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
So it's going to smell like a World War II Navy Battle?