@Nitesh: Parachute, my friend, parachute.

Kat opened the door, although this question is marginal as to its topicality at best.

@Kaiser-Machead: Your point?

@Xagest: It may be an iffy choice of words, but perhaps it could be understood to mean "placed with the greatest intent for casualties as opposed to building destruction or just plain noise and drama."

@VideoVampire: Hey, you've lived up there! It's just gorgeous up there! What more pleasant place from which to contemplate and conspire regarding the overthrow of the CommunoFascistoTotalitarian WarMongers in Washington, DC?

@Finchypoo: ...but it's a Honda Civic, dude...

@SparklyJesus: Sorry. Beats the alternative, though.

Not entirely on-topic, but Rosa, just reading about what you drank makes this rapidly-approaching-middle-age-Flomax-addict squinch my sphincter urethrae muscle.

@Yerzriknot: Pardon my living-in-a-cave-somewhere-ness, but I've never seen one of those - and that's a fine looking weapon!

@tomsomething: Genuine LOL.

Well, I'm just relieved knowing that my W3C Membership Fees are going to support such important work.

When does this come out in a 40? Puts the Liquor in Malt Liquor!

@veronykah: FWIW, I've broken keys in locks, and had my lock damaged on the driver's side. For the longest time I had to crawl over the passenger seat to unlock my doors. Granted my car is older, used, and particularly lame in that there's no lock-pop button on the passenger side.

@Kaiser-Machead: Ooooo, and combine that with the article about Dead Space 2 - a game that "essentially requires you to dismember your enemies" - there's a recipe for disaster.

@WUSS: Wow, you guys are really bitter.

@socket7: No offense - just pointing out that your (admittedly unfortunate, probably not unusual) circumstance has engendered a certain set of values and a certain concept of worth. Your original statement seemed to state your belief as universal truth, because you used the second person. I took issue with that, and…

@socket7: "When I work for free, the work I do becomes worthless."

@DARSFOG: Mammoths are vegetarians. That drastically limits the number of people that a mammoth would eat.

@FriarNurgle: Chicken. Mammoth tastes like chicken.

@mikemikemotorbike: It's all good. Although I don't think I'll EVER completely understand the level of frustration some of the authors purport. :-)