Like I know stealing is wrong but their is something about the title of “jewel thief” that’s just so badass.

No info. I’ll let you discover this gem by yourself.

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

This is the hard-hitting journalism I come to Jezebel for.

Naaaaah, it’s definitely witches!

So their conversations go something like this?

Sometimes I think about two women doin’ a spell... and then I do a spell by myself.

Now if a freaking wild animal can sit neatly in a seat, WHY do we have to deal with manspreading?

Yeah, Smart cars? Camry’s? Fuck no. You’re on the bus now, son.

“And your punishment is, we’re buying you another car.”

Parent of the year for sure.

You friggin’ people. You have no idea how to film a video. All you did was weaken the internet today. That’s all you did. You put people’s viewing in danger. Sweet dreams, son.

I started D&D on the first edition when I was twelve. I happen to be female. It was our habit to draw a representation of our characters and use them as screens so that other players couldn’t see your notes / character sheets. Myself and the other female player always drew our characters (not well) in the usual half…

A MOTHERFUCKING CANDLE COSTS THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!?!?

agreed.... tho i do think if your reaction to falling off a loading dock with your car is what was that? maaybe you should have a good long think about wether or not you should drive.

I stick to the How I Met Your Mother Rule:

There’s always plan B:

The best music video is actually this murderous masterpiece from a Korean girl group.

Hot babes! Ripped hunks! That video has something for everyone except music lovers.