If you and your spouse are contributing $28k a year towards a 529s, I’d say you’re superfunding the account. And I applaud your accomplishments.

Moral of the story: I really need to find some wealthy grandparents.

Let us assume that Couple A invest a total of $70,000 in their daughter’s 529, but they do it at the rate of $14,000 a year for the first five years of her life. Couple B decides to superfund and puts in the whole $70,000 in the beginning.

I’ve never understood the whole post sex scene morning where the woman gets out of bed and she’s wearing a bra and knickers.

It’s like an Advent calendar for nipples.

i think bras are sexy...leavin’ ‘em on from time to time is a treat.

Or just get the fuck over your national squeamishness about boobs and take the bras off.

I mocked Sex and the City endlessly just for this.

American movies need to stop having “graphic” sex scenes where the actress is inexplicably wearing a bra. Just avoid showing the boobs with camera angles or sheets or Austin Powers teapots. Bra sex is just stupid looking.

If you think filming sex scenes is awkward, try getting caught masturbating to them in the theater.

I agree with the conclusion, but at least a couple of your examples are, at best, really fucking weird.

Klein was forced to stuff Wildenstein inside a closet to prevent another rabid attack, sources said.

Whoever did that to her face deserves to lose his license to practice. There’s no way any mentally competent person says, “Here’s $4 million dollars. Make me permanently look like a cat.” It sickens me that someone agreed to do that.

Yeah, let’s not make fun of people with mental illnesses, please.

Her face makes me sad inside.

Yet every IT position wants a Masters Degree and 7 years experience. According to the chart, those should be a bit harder to come by.

It shames me that the number of people who “can’t use computers” is so high. I know there’s exceptions (mostly for the elderly), but for the majority of the modern world, it should be abundantly clear that computers are here to stay and ubiquitous in our lives. There should be no excuse for not learning how to use…

In September, 32 girls in Chicago went on a religious retreat together. By November, their text message chain was riddled with racial slurs that got five of them suspended or expelled from their high school

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.