I highly recommend a very reasonable program called Trim Life, which I access via the Cleveland Clinic (so you know it’s legit):

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

Keepin’ it classy here in Ohio!

So sorry for your tremendous loss.

BabyJane! Girl, your comment needs like a thousand more stars!

“...the highest achievement one can have...”

Ew! “Weird gelatins” immediately brought to mind a Polish dish my Dad loved. It was DISGUSTING! Essentially various pig bits (ear, tail, etc) cut up and suspended in gray jello. It looked and smelled like a sewer.

Aw, man! And I was planning to move there, too!