The man is nearly 70. I don’t think it qualifies as “early-onset” at that point.

Annnnd, like clockwork, replies from people getting defensive over my obvious joke.....

I frankly cannot believe that at least 2 people have replied stating that they would voluntarily live in Cleveland over Atlanta. I mean, I’m not the biggest fan of Atlanta either, but I’m pretty sure you guys are violating Deadspin by-laws making crazy statements like that.

Because people opposed to Obama were so quick to “get over it”?

But you know, we always say “no harm no foul.” It was just Russia interfering, guys. It’s not like they don’t have our best interests at heart.

There’s a reason they call it Rantucky. I’m originally from Decatur and can confidently say that Krekel’s is the best thing about the place.

Ah yes, it all makes sense now.

Huh. I always assumed he was in the Navy and would be Rear Admiral Crunch. Shows what I know.

Heh. Nice Pekin shade. I also would have accepted Rantoul.

Also the same team where player- coach Bill Russell said he didn’t owe the people of Boston anything after, among other insults, some people broke into his house, shit on his bed, and left racist graffiti.

Really? I’m from central IL and have never heard anyone under the age of 80 or so use the term “colored” without intending to be insulting. Is she from some tiny farm town? Because Springfield, Decatur, C-U, and Bloomington-Normal all have high enough black populations that she should know better.

One Man Bucket?

Yes, they are purposely obtuse.

I hijacked the intercom system in high school to tell the members of Spanish Club that I would personally kick their asses if they tried to come on the trip to Chicago without paying their dues.

Don’t let me hear you disparage the Robert Urich masterpiece that is “Ice Pirates” again, sir!

But more importantly, am I still going to be pissed that it lacks simple things that SMAC did 20 years ago?

Hell with the bay area, how about all of California?

Hey now, some of that shit was spelled right. Can’t be the same guy.

As a Cubs fan, I saw way more of this guy than I ever wanted to. Great player and definitely HOF- worthy, but God did I hate him at the time.

The fact that we have so many petty, miserable bastards in this country that just want to put other people down is very much indicative of why Trump got elected.