Well then.

They used the term “halfrican” in your history class?

More common where? I’ve lived in the Midwest, Texas, and New England and never heard that one before. Although I’ve only heard “mulatto” said seriously by people older than my parents.

No one ever says Italy....

Hey! Say what you will about the Legion of Doom, but none of Lex Luthor’s business concerns ever filed for bankruptcy!

Counter-point: Vlad Guerrero made a pretty solid career out of sending pitches that were 8 inches out of the strike zone into the bleachers.

Even if we ignore the blatant racism inherent in your comment, over half of the programs you mentioned are complete jokes when it comes to football. If Wake fucking Forest is loosening their academic requirements to recruit football players, they’re abjectly failing at it.

At least I’m not the only one that happens to. I see it on my Chromebook occasionally too, but it’s far worse on my phone. I don’t even look at these sites on my desktop anymore, so I don’t know how it acts.

Not unlike how every gawker site loads the articles first, and then loads the ads and sponsored shit? I invariably will click on the article I want to read and wind up getting the article I just read because that shit takes forever and it shifts everything further down the page.

You issued an apology....but I still don’t really want to do my job,so......

I was in my mid to late teens when Pokemon came out and have never played it except for on my little brother’s gameboy, but this “latest fad” is twenty years strong and going.

While we’re at it, did Dana White recently eat someone else or does the beard just make his head look fatter?

Super Bowl XX. I was 6, and was getting into really liking and watching sports with my dad (plus playing an awful football simulator on our TI-99). I was irrationally a Miami fan because I liked those garish uniforms, so when my dad, a Bears fan, told me that the Pats beat the Fins to get there, I was all in. Sadly,…

I did QA for SR2 and I had probably worked on the game for 8 mos before I discovered that, although I don’t think it was in the game that entire time. Another fun Easter egg was the “failed skydiver” and “suicide jumper” nodes around the city. Somehow there’s nothing more hilarious than driving 120 mph through…

*Reads this*. *Reads ‘Would you read a terrible poem for money?’ headline for 783rd time* Oh. I’d kill that bitch too.

Hey, I don’t know about the rest of these jamokes but I’m a fucking all-star at putting widgets in boxes, and I expect to be paid commensurately!

To be fair, they didn’t ally with the Nazis because they were fascists, they allied with the Nazis because they were a convenient ally that wanted to kill Soviets

And they didn’t even use NBA live 95

Wow, usually when I try to make a sports-contact metaphor it doesn’t come off nearly so clearly

Mr. Slant is an excellent lawyer and I won’t hear any of your slander about the differently-alive, sir!