The saddest part about this all is that unless I am very badly mistaken, his brother is the world-renowned chef Rick Bayless, who seems like a nice and well adjusted human being.

I went to Australia, and I will totally do that again before I watch a podcast that was sold to me as an article.

“I have a problem with Gillette too” — Antonio Brown’s hair

I’ve always felt that we should have a system of professional jurors. While it would solve the problem of jurors not understanding the law, it would probably just become another clusterfuck in a few short years.

+1

Well, he *did* graduate from Bovine University....

I’m an Illinois fan but I’ve come to accept that good football seasons are going to be far more rare than good basketball seasons.

We’re out of Armangac AGAIN?!?!?

Is.....is Maroon a name or the insult Bugs Bunny used to throw around? As in “This guy....what a Maroon!”

Yeah, although Illinois won the Big Ten less than a decade ago, that was more a function of everyone ahead of them shitting the bed in the last three weeks of the season than them being any better than “a bit above average.” As the bowl result will confirm. Minnesota might qualify on either or both fronts too though.

Scrappy big ten team? But like 3/4 of the teams in the conference are either mostly white kids, suck, or both! Scrappy doesn’t narrow it down at all!

I once inadvertently made a 50 question multiple choice exam where there were 2 separate stretches of about 10 questions where the answer was the same. I didn’t notice until I was filling out the answer key....while the students were taking the exam.

I don’t know if I share a birthday with any current players, but I share mine with Lawrence Taylor, so I’ve got that going for me.

I was assuming he had some other secret. Half-shark-Alligator-Half-man ain’t gonna tell just anyone how to get their wine on

While this didn’t tell me much about Kool Keith’s taste in wine, I’m pretty sure we all already knew he was a renaissance man.

That fucking shark picked *winners* baby! (Note: I have no clue what nazi shark’s record was.)

Counter-point: Brown rice sucks.

Well to be fair, most of these conspiracy theories seem a lot more reasonable than TimeCube, if only because the people who came up with them have some grounding in the real world. I was mostly just looking to make a funny comment.

To be fair, if I were an illiterate multi-millionaire, I would probably bring it up a lot too. But I also might spend a bit of my down time y’know....learning how to read.

Gritty, lunch-pail work out of Tom there.