Counterpoint: the grapefruit Sculpin is excellent. Although I’m just bitching because I have never seen or even heard of the habanero one until just now.

It’s been a while since I’ve seen it, but this looks pretty close: http://www.food.com/recipe/breakfa…

OK, so the Legend has a pretentious name, but it was a sweet car, dammit.

I apparently have short legs and a long torso, so I almost always have to wear an XL instead of an L. L’s are perfectly comfortable, but don’t hang down far enough to not expose my belly unless I hike my pants up like an old man.

Wow, and here I can’t imagine anything that would make me enjoy watching golf, let alone a club/tournament run by fascists and their bootlickers.

Close the internet! Someone used “literally” and “order of magnitude” correctly in the same post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!#

HEY!!!! McD’s uses 95% chicken cloaca and lung for McNuggets! Only one in twenty contain beak!

I admittedly can’t speak authoritatively, but I know at least one woman who appears to be compelled to announce every thought she has, and has mentioned things of that nature.

Pro-tip: If you ever come across a recipe for tater tot casserole that essentially involves tater tots (or hash browns, who cares?), sausage gravy, onions, peppers, and cheese, do *not* make it unless you plan to feed about 50 people with it.

The tools do exist, but they aren’t made obvious in the least, and they are a real bitch to use for people who primarily consume Gawker media over their phones.

Hey, I never owned another car that you could more comfortably impregnate someone in the back seat of.....or the front seat....or the trunk for that matter.

“Eat at Bob’s Plumbing”

Well, if we set it up the same way we have for public schools, then at least everyone will be more fucked than we already are.....

This is insane to me. I get that we want to develop new weapon platforms, and all of the attendant politics/corruption that goes along with that, but who thinks it’s a great idea to let perfectly functional military tech fall apart?

Clearly, there are NEVER legitimate reasons for a 12 year old boy to be in his parents’ car at 3:30 AM. Obviously they were returning from some meth-fueled orgy in the out skirts of Wrentham. (/s, obviously)

Especially given that you can routinely see women running/jogging on public streets and sidewalks that don’t have any more coverage than that sports bra....

Hah! One of my professors actually got his Ph.D from there! They apparently actually do have respectable criminology and statistics programs, amazingly enough. But I also have to assume that their sports teams would lose to the intramural squads at most Div. I universities.

Have you ever been around rats? I can assure you, sir, that ratshit does indeed happen, almost as copiously as batshit.

Solomon’s Key is one of the few games that I couldn’t beat due to sheer difficulty ( see also: Battletoads) rather than getting bored and quitting. I was able to make it to like level 72 once as a kid, but unfortunately I never owned the game and the rental place I kept getting it from quit carrying it shortly…

I remember the greatest RBI baseball moment of my life came when my friend and I were playing an all star game in RBI 4, and the only run that was scored was when I stole home with Bo Jackson. Good times.....