Only mildly related, but I once saw a dude who had just tore a bunch of aluminium siding off a house, stuck it in a shopping cart, and was walking down the sidewalk to the scrap yard on broad daylight

Well, you could take a fun vehicle and stash a bike in it......

Clearly the best review of that game ever penned,

Agreed. Simmons' early-2000s columns were actually kind of fun to read when he was on Page 2. Of course, that was back when ESPN had the balls to employ Hunter Thompson too.

I have never met a person who preferred (or even liked) Top Gear USA, and I'm from the US

Now we just need rules for how to handle when you get hit by cardboard rockets, because otherwise they already called this Twisted Metal.

Who couldn't love that smile?

Holy shit that is awesome. We should start a cardboard Mad Max racing series!

I'm not going to try to look it up, but I would bet you that there are a fairly significant number of yellow Gallardos in the Dallas area alone, let alone Texas as a whole.

I have rarely named my cars, although I did have my '88 Escort hatchback named the POS, which was amazingly fun to drive hard and actually had no mechanical problems aside from needing the starter replaced, but mainly earned the name due to the absolute garbage quality of the interior.

I think service stations are actually more plentiful than convenience stores in the Boston area. Of course, we still have a healthy number of full service stations too. Bizarrely, they are often cheaper than self-serve.

Fuchsia and aquamarine?

Oh well played sir

I'm amazed that the Sixers didn't somehow wind up with Kendrick Perkins. Although I will point out that the Thunder could have replaced him with an iron monolith and only lost out of a few rebounds.

Portals?

I know it's fun to argue about the relative merits of cars, but this sort of highlights my common point about them: if it's the right car for you, then what the hell else matters? I've never owned a truly fun car in my life.....'89 Acura Legend coupe and '87 Ford Escort hatch are probably the closest I've come, but…

Neutral:

I'm a long time fan of Illinois (Football and Men's BBall), the Bears, and the Eagles (don't ask, it's mostly related to liking Randall Cunningham and the defense). That being said, I have become a huge fan of the Seahawks because of guys like Lynch and Sherman.

I feel like you need to feature this in your poop stories: http://keranews.org/post/canadian-…

He died? Great, then I still won't watch the movie. And I'll still root for Marshawn Lynch.