All anyone wants from Instagram is for it to go back to the way it originally was - a chronological order starting with the most recent photos of everyone you follow, not just 15% of who you follow. It’s all anyone has ever wanted. If there have to be ads thrown into the mix, fine, so be it, but give us back our…

Acting black worked out financially for a white person. Finally!

Which Alex? I despised Dr Alex for all his self-centeredmess and whining. He was fussy and didn’t have the personality to attract even the most forgiving girls on the island. I’d rather watch the burning log channel than spend an evening with him!  I did adore Scottish Lauren, though.

I’m excited for you to get Season 4, because Samira Mighty (red swimsuit in the header photo) is fabulous and I want to be her best friend. I also use the phrase “do-bits society” at least weekly.
If you value your sanity, do not watch the Australian version. The season was amazing but the fallout after airing was…

That’s the most shocking thing he has ever said. The man who has bankrupted countless businesses and a few casinos is claiming he knows more.

Yeah, that’s the problem with not making a clean break. At least for me, I tend to over-emphasize the good parts and blot out the bad and get caught up in the whole drama again.

I’m going to go ahead and go out of character to give some advice for this holiday season; don’t lay into the alcohol to fiercely, it doesn’t make the horrific shit your in-laws say any less horrific.

I’ll cast a full solar eclipse on this then because never have and never will bed an ex. Once I decide a person or thing is bad for me, I stop wanting it inside my body.

It’s a safety school for people also applying to Harvard and UCLA. That doesn’t make it a lesser school academically per se, it’s just not as hard to get into.

Cardi B and Beyonce can’t get their partners to be faithful.  What chance do the rest of us have?

I don’t know exactly what David Hogg’s transcripts impart, but it’s not unusual for schools to turn down students who they perceive as using them as safety schools. It doesn’t look good when you admit a bunch of people who don’t end up attending. That’s likely not the reason for the refusals from UCLA and maybe not…

Yes, the stripper turned raunchy rapper is super concerned about the internet’s memory.

She’s young and rich, is it really that hard to find life-changing non-cheating dick?

Hey...let them who who ain’t done the ex sex cast the first shade. The junk wants what it wants.

Assuming David Hogg gets his Harvard PolySci degree in four years (if anyone’s earned enough transferable life experience credits towards it, his work should slice a year off!), I’d gladly contribute to his congressional campaign fund in 2024. (Though he’s likely grad school material, so maybe 2026)

If I’m gonna be snarky on Christmas Eve Eve I would observe that all the Fox News blondes are incredibly plain if not unattractive altogether, and the blonde hair is just a glamour spell on Fox News watchers. 

Here’s the list of top Ingraham advertisers for the third quarter of 2018, just in case you want to avoid them like the plague.

Good, because I want them to focus on better hummus.

It could always be worse: he could call her “Mother”

“Woke up this morning the house was cold. I checked the furnace she wasn’t burnin. Went out and hopped in my old Ford. Hit the engine but she ain’t turnin. Giving each other some hard lessons lately. We ain’t learnin. Same sad story that’s a fact. Going one step up and two steps back.”