Of course he says he doesn’t remember anything. Why would he? When you are a famous person meeting a non-famous person, it’s far more likely that the interaction would just fade into the background of your memory, as opposed to when you are a non-famous person meeting a famous person. In 2007 I shook Barack Obama’s…

I just made this comment. Even brown, she’d have a problem. It would turn a greenish color.

Yup. Know this for a fact when I reaaaaaally wanted to attend a fancy event and was told by my parents I could only go if I turned my blue hair a “normal” color. Even a box of brown dye gave me basically sherbet-colored hair. I still showed up at the event bc whatever. I TRIED, MOM!

She wasn’t even a blonde then anyway. She was brunette up until she was in her late teens/early twenties. Color me shocked that a Trump is lying.

Right? Ivana would have drug her ass down to Vidal Sassoon or some shit, not bought her $5.99 cheapo Nice and Easy blonde #14.

EXACTLY what I was thinking. God, she’s such a poseur.

This threw me off too. I know nothing about hair but it seems that going from blue to blonde with a box is kind of difficult. I suppose a professional could make it happen, but really.

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

Yeah, this is the part that zaps the fear out of it for me. It’s NOT hard to crop or block out or mspaint-scribble the identifying features. And “winners” in previous years have admitted to making shit up for the internet kudos or whatever.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

It’s lame that y’all were just trying to get sexy and she was messing up the vibe. But I appreciate that she’s still warning women about ain’t shit fuckboys from beyond the grave. She a real one. 

Okay, I’ve tried to post this one a couple times, but it always gets buried. Maybe I’m in early enough this year?

 Where did it want me to go with it???

When I stay up late playing computer games, I usually turn out all the lights except for the little light above the stove in the kitchen. My computer is in the next room and with the monitor this gives me enough light to see if I need to get up.

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

I just finished reading the New Yorker article, which is horrific, and listening to the audio, which chills my blood. I don’t want to listen to it again but he insists that she comes into his hotel room at least 15 times, doesn’t he? And then makes her the bad guy because SHE’S the one making the scene and SHE’s…

He’s a sick fuck who gets off on the refusal, the challenge, the fear.

Because white racist men like my dad would notice it right away and complain. My dad went ballistic when he saw a billboard that depicted a white waiter serving a black businessman. The stories I could tell....

Someone I know recently was “quoting” a black person and gave her this weird southern accent. I said “why did you make her southern?” And the girls faced turned red and she stopped.