Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I used to have a low opinion of dating apps. From conversations with friends, they seemed to be terrible for everyone: men felt like women held all the cards (they’e inundated with attention, and only respond to the hottest guys); they don’t meet anyone; the women feel weird (they’re inundated with attention — but…

Tell me about your online dating life. Good, bad, ugly!

When I do reps at the gym I say “1 Michelle Obama, 2 Michelle Obamas, 3 Michelle Obamas” just to stay inspired

I was thinking more along the lines of “Help Melania, you are my only hope of not falling down the stairs,” and she was like “I hope you do and break your neck”.

Did you see her stepping out with a strappy off shoulder top in Italy?! I was like YES YOU ARE LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE AND I AM HERE FOR IT!

The same way all Fox News wet dreams end—Sean Hannity listlessly wiping up with a grey gym sock.

Smooth move, Melania, pretending you were pushing your hair back. You don’t even pretend you don’t want this first lady gig. And he doesn’t even pretend to care about you. His reaching for your hand is a sign of either dominance or it’s a “we’re in public, we should hold hands” type thing.

Phew, thank god we don’t have that accomplished gracious black lady deplaning Air Force One dressed in shorts, according to my conservative relative, that was directly a part of Obama humiliating us on the world’s stage. I’m not sure how this FOX News wet dream of a presidency ends, but it will be bizarre and awful…

This reminds me, Can’t wait for more perfect.

What a load of crap. The tape was years old by the time it leaked, right?

with his “empathic ears.”

EAT BEFORE THE CEREMONY AND/OR RECEPTION. No matter how you try you will never eat enough at the reception, you will be too busy talking to people and drinking, so line the hell out of your stomach and eat a big sandwich first. That is wedding advice.

We lived together for a long time (5 years) and things didn’t really change afterwards. Advice - try to be as kind and gentle as possible as often as possible. Laugh with each other as much as possible. Make a habit of talking openly about everything. Buy or make little gifts for the other person for no reason …

As an aspiring lactation consultant and extended nurser, I think this is super solid advice. There’s something about an actual latch that triggers your body in a way a pump won’t.

Congrats! As for advice, just fight fair when you have to, and remember that saying something bothered you right after it happens is 1000x better than letting it blow up as an argument later. Try to put yourself in your partner’s shoes from time to time, because lack of empathy can destroy relationships. On the other…

May I suggest having your partner help with triggering the let down? I wasn’t a successful pumper because pumps didn’t provide the correct kind of pressure for me. I would only dribble without a firm clamp and hard suction.

I think about your and your little fighter often. I’m so pulling for you both.

love to you both

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