I wasn’t terribly impressed by Shailene Woodley. She was fine, but her performance never moved me and I had a hard time believing that she actually cared about her friendship with these women, although I still felt Reese actually cared about her. I was more moved by Reese breaking down in the car after Jane told her…

The only thing that got to me about Nicole Kidman’s performance was that her accent would occasionally slip. Overall though I think she was a good casting choice and I may not have even noticed the accent if it weren’t knowing that she’s an Aussie.

Jeez. I feel bad for your husband’s stepmother. My advice is to try and be a little kinder.

I feel like a dick because I used roll my eyes whenever I’d read Shailene Woodley’s name (why? I have no excuse— I mean, she is genuinely trying to save the planet so maybe it was that Secret Life show...I digress...) but, damnnnn, I really loved her on this show; not just her character but what she specifically…

Ah, Stepmom.

It started off bad but by the end, with shorter bangs, it looked good!

I am so, so sad this show is over. I loved the book, and I had serious doubts when I heard the casting. But every single person was fantastic, and played those parts perfectly. They have all risen in my esteem, especially Nicole Kidman and Shailene Woodley.

“I probably have the crappiest tattoo,” Shelton told Mix 106.5. “Not only in country music, but maybe the world.”

Hey! The Shade Court has ruled. There are no appeals in the Shade Court. Dismissed.

Is this really happening? We’re doing this?

Schadenfreude is taking pleasure in the suffering of others, shade is giving an insult in such an indirect and offhanded fashion as to leave people in doubt as to whether or not the insult was intended or even given at all. How could one throw shade through schadenfreude?

Nooo, you can’t be real, can you? Judge Brown has ruled. Not Shade, my dear sir.

You sound stupid.

Chokin’ a bitch out sounds suspiciously close to murder.

eeeeepp...I think that some advanced sexting, like i’m into some kinky shit but I probably wouldn’t feel comfortable sharing those kinks right off the bat. He had me with the vibrator torture stuff, then after that it got a little creepy.

Using the subject as an excuse to ask for some opinions from my fellow Jezzies. *Trigger warning.*

Pence reminds me of my 10 yr old who told me the key to a happy marriage was to agree with your husband on everything.

Yes. If your marriage is on such shaky grounds that the mere act of getting a soup & salad with a female is enough to break your bond, mayhaps you have bigger issues.

my first thought any time “matt walsh” is mentioned is this guy: