A scrap yard. Spike TV had the only decent daytime TV that the bunny ears picked up back then (mostly Star Trek reruns and Boy Humor game shows).
I learned all my detective skills from that MTV Catfish show. You just Google their name, search them on Facebook, check out their MySpace, Google their pictures, call or text a few times and wham, you found the mystery guy. I can do all those things.
Do you work in advertising or do you work by a TV? I used to work in an office that had Spike TV on all day and became maladjusted.
The secret is to always pick the most famous person out of your suspect pool. They always do it.
We just have to find that one guy who will lead us to the guy who leads us to that other guy who leads us to the guilty dude. Duh!
babe- if you got through season 2 of true detective i think you could solve any fucking crime you put your mind to
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I solve cases every day by watching dramatic re-enactments of crimes and shouting things like “GET THE DNA EVIDENCE! WHERE’S THE DA ON THIS? WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO HIDE?!”
Why do they train us so well if we’re just supposed to sit on the sidelines?
I, too, have a law degree from the prestigious SVU.
i don’t know. i’ve watched A LOT of law and order and i think i have a pretty good grip on this detective thing
OKAY? HELLO.
And reasonably affluent. Otherwise, just white trash or chavs being white trash or chavs.
*calls doctor* “yes hallo plz remove no-babby IUD contraption ASAP so I have no more troubles with romances and Darcys thx”
o Whhoops! I am dum unwed nobabby lady and forgot that the magical key to fixing the relationship is the BABBY.
duh THE BABBY is going to bring about that complete 180 and he’ll never be the same! Who needs therapy and actual effort put into self growth when you can haz babbyz
I’m totally going to go see this movie at a theater that serves drinks. It seems like a flick that’s best enjoyed with a cocktail or tall glass of wine.
fair