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ooooh this is weird. You always think the people on npr totally have their shit together. This makes me feel much better about my life. I may not have the career/home/education I dreamed about but I don’t have bed bugs so I suppose I can chalk that up as a win.

A roach. A leak. A lawsuit. And a banana peel. All this. And more. On the next. This. American Life.

Thank you.

Choosing chastity because you dig that lifestyle is feminism. Choosing chastity because sex = sin and realizing that you like being chaste is Stockholm Syndrome.

Yeah I mean I feel like this lady thought she’d get more intrigue by a click baity title. There’s nothing inherently feminist about abstinence, in fact I’d say if your motivation is based on a commandment from a patriarchal religion then there’s an argument to be made that it is not feminist at all. I really don’t

I would pay money, like real pay per view money to see that moderation and debate.

Maybe they all lost a bet after a night of drinking and playing poker and they’re just not the kind of people to welch on a bet.

I don’t care what his body looks like, I’ll never be over the fact that his face is alllll Squidward.

I’m swooning over the afro. Is it weird that I want to sit him between my thighs out on my front stoop and braid his hair? I bet he smells delicious.

yas

Oh, please! You’ll watch it on cable with the rest of us, like we did Seven Pounds, Concussion & Focus.

You literally took the words out of my mouth. But now I want it to be an amalgamation of the Vanessa Williams Scrooge but she’s in that Darren Aronofsky film The Fountain (still as Scrooge), finding herself after a bad divorce and having an imaginary best friend tiger.

You may have a point...

The Pursuit of a Christmas Carol Love Actually 7 Pounds

Because I’m at work the sound was turned off so I’m gonna go ahead and guess someone’s soul needs saving (Will Smith’s is my guess) because he’s a Wall Street type that has lost his way so Helen Mirren comes down from heaven to save Smith and make him appreciate his family again. Of course, only he can see Mirren so

I know. I feel bad. I want to like it - look at all those actors I like!!! - but the cheese factor is just too great.

Yikes.

Does Will Smith just take any part given to him as long as he’s a father either separated from his kids or lost them forever?

Me while watching this: