You are missing the point. It is one thing to send emails to your intellectual crush, saying all sorts of pretentious goofy things you think sound smart. It is another for these two people (why do you keep forgetting about him?) to publish it, convinced it is high art. It’s a set of pretentious emails where each one…
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Honestly? No.
Not hate, but mild contempt. Let’s not oversell it. She’s pretentious. So is Foer. (He is also very overrated.) Pretentious people are annoying.
Why do we do this to ourselves??? I’m having a severe allergic reaction... to myself
Jonny Safs!
when i was 15 i called a boy “magnetic” in an email and the memory of it still makes me want to barf
For reasons I can’t completely express right now because I’m sleepy, the emails, with their overly complicated wording and ridiculous “Look at me! Look at me!” tone, made me laugh when juxtaposed against a bunch of photos of Portman in bathing suits. I feel like the writer in the Times is trolling really successfully…
Two Ivy Leaguers found far up their own asses.
You think that’s bad, imagine being in a classroom taught by ths guy. He literally once passed around a green military jacket he wore all the time on which he had replaced the original plastic buttons with big round wooden ones. He wanted us to understand his appreciation for fine detail & sensory stimulus. So we kind…
It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.
the biggest shocker is not one of these emails include Jonny Safs asking to see pictures of Natalie Portman’s feet
Lord I know I’m white, but please don’t ever let me be this white.
Seconded, and I can’t stand the franchise. Jones wouldn’t take five minutes of the quadruplets on that show right now.
If Leslie Jones is going be on Bachelorette I would watch it
I just cannot fathom all the haters who insist Wiig isn’t funny. The woman is a treasure.
JorJor Binks is now how I will officially refer to Jordan forevermore
I wonder what they had to put up with from him until that point? Flat Earth theorists who rant on about LOVE on Facebook aren’t usually bundles of reason and delight in real life.
Jeebusssss - He must have dementia or something, right? Something’s wrong with that man.
Holy shit, you know he is. He probably farted really loud on purpose, too.
I don't watch snl anymore so I have not seen this Colin host fellow before but he is adorabbbbbble. I want to have sexuals with him too.