But Olivia reads books. Olivia is so smart and deep and intellectual, not like Those Other Girls who just want to paint their nails and form friendships with each other.

My friends and I were dying at this scene. She was clearly freezing and miserable and upset and THEN HE WALKED 20 FEET AWAY TO GIVE EMILY THE ROSE WHILE SHE HAD TO WATCH.

For Ben to pull Olivia aside with the rose in his hand, and then break up with her like a ROBOT, was actually super mean.

I don’t know why I read all this and watched the clips, but I’m sure glad I did.

Last night, the Bachelor became the best comedy on television, and the actresses knew it. Have you ever tried to have a serious conversation with someone about your relationship in a hurricane while your hair (now one big knot) blows constantly in your face? How could Emily have kept a straight face and not laughed…

However, I would advise everyone not to post a poorly lit picture of yourself (or others, for that matter) painted purple that makes you look like you’re wearing blackface on the internet.

Unless black people have foil antennae (and they don’t, it’s us Jews who have horns), yeah, they’re dressed as aliens and took a picture with lousy lighting. They may not be smart (should have considered that they LOOK like they’re wearing blackface, kinda, beore posting), but leave them alone.

Sounds like he has met someone - and by someone I mean Metamucil. Keep things moving through, man.

“...you have some time together and things just move through.”

He’s literally that guy on campus who plays guitar all day and tries to sleep with freshman

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

I had better not see one damn person dressed as a “sexy” black panther next halloween...

The whole thing sucked. That level of talent and not one of them shined. That’s what happens when there is no real “act” and just a bunch of supporters to the previous on stage.

I cannot even count how many Superbowl Half Time shows I have seen, upwards of 35 and this is bar none the worst ever. Not Beyonce, not Bruno Mars, not Coldplay, it was the melding of all of them. It was lackluster, stupid and desperate.

Being a lesbian won’t save her from these assholes. They believe a good raping with the right dick will “cure” her.

But I’m sure all those compassionate conservatives who fight PP ‘for the children’ will totally make sure this child has all the money and care needed now that it’s out and is a child. Right? right?

Damn, that sucks. Sorry to hear that.

The sad thing is that would all work but it means giving stuff to people having unmarried sex for pleasure. And supporting a sinful, slutty lifestyle. Not everyone has the same view about sex and relationships.

Here we go again.