i’m also on the st ives bandwagon!

i’m also on the st ives bandwagon!

I BEG TO DIFFER

JEBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OMG I DIED

yeah dude, it’s sickening. Occassionally, I’ll meet one of those twerps that responds to this shit and my overachieving ass will be like - but perhaps we should bathe in the glow of each other’s minds?? and then i’m like LOL NO - i love hashtags and vapid bullshit too much. Let’s talk about that!!!!

that $100mil figure made me vomit in my hand

House for sale:

semi-sentient boner is an excellent band name

I CONCUR!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I work for a politically progressive nonprofit. It’s a small team - 13 of us in our HQ - and it’s the most casual setting I’ve ever been in. Today, I wore cuffed jeans, a spring-y pastel blouse from Loft (YOU CAN IMAGINE THE TYPE) with clog sandals and I was sooooo overdressed compared to most people.

I work in a incredibly progressive and permissive workplace: unlimited paid time off (3 week minimum), paid disability leave, and 3 months paid maternity (we are under 50 ppl are in NO way obliged to do this) and it is amazing! However, as a single and childless 24 year old I feel significantly less entitled to take…

The consistent policy for these cases should be: any parent who allows a child under the age of 18 to suffer from worsening condition or death gets charged with 1st degree murder. No if, ands, or buts. If you’re an adult you can do however you please with your health but parents have an obligation to care for a child…

no. what you just said is some boys will be boys nonsense

THANK YOU. I was like, alright, my greatest fear has come true: my reading comprehension has fallen victim to too much red wine and cat videos.

I like it but I like ugly things.

shittier?

IT IS BLEAK

ABC is not ready for a black Bachelorette. Jubilee is too “complicated” to fill the role - the lead needs an interesting back story but not one as traumatic as hers. The only person with a back story nearly as traumatic was Emily Maynard but that was made up for by her being the prettiest princess of a blonde…

that’ll never happen though