Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

This is a bad take

1. Stratego.

or the real culprit is someone who is only looking at written text and not seeing ‘a partial transcript’ included right there at the top jumping straight to conclusions, accusing someone of being a raging alcoholic, and insinuating he is on the verge of doing serious harm to himself or others.

“You think B&E is standard drunk behaviour?”

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

How often do you bust out that event reference in conversation? “This sales pitch reminds me of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash of 2012, in that it is full of hot air and will almost certainly lead to six deaths.”

Enjoy your star for making me look that up and confirming that yes, that is a real thing and a hell of a deep cut.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

More appropriate songs:

The ice is getting awfully thin underneath the four people still defending Ray Lewis. Can we offer you guys like a tax holiday? If you were a Ray Lewis fan way longer than was appropriate, and if you are only hanging on now for fear of finally having to admit that this guy is an insufferable prat and a complete and…

I guess Ray thinks the only ammendment worth losing your job over is the fifth.

Just think, if Antonio Gates misses that one scrimmage, he might get injured a week earlier than usual and then the chargers will go 4-12 instead of 5-11 like they always do.

Like some sort of ban?

Rough time with the bar exam the past couple of days, eh buddy?

Johnson is no saint; he’s a defense lawyer.

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

The most bricks I’ve seen thrown in LA since 1992.

“everything I just said may be a lie except for the dick part.”