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Pac-Man Loses to Ghost

Heckler: (heckles)

reports have stated that the woman is now safe at home

Keep Austin? Weird.

Idiots like you clicking on the post make it so idiots like them have to write articles on idiots like him

So you accused someone of doing something illegal, blatantly denied that you did so, THEN clarified the article simply stating you removed a term because it has a legal definition to it, but not just saying “yeah, I fucked up and wrote a blog post on a grossly false premise”

When I was a kid, being able to finish a layup with either hand off of either foot was some sort of weird amazing circus trick that happened by accident. Nobody practiced it. Nobody in the NBA even did it except, again, as a desperation accident.

The blue line in hockey is the last defensive man back in soccer.

The red line demarcates the boundary by which an attacking team can pass the puck into the area behind the opposing team’s net without the risk of taking a face-off in their own zone. YouTube is probably best for these explanations.

When watching Game

I’ve always felt this image summarizes the whole family dynamic perfectly.

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

The key difference between Chicago and Boston is that Chicago people can accept that some people in Chicago are racist. Boston people deny it like its the plague which of course makes more people believe they are racist.

I agree with you, but I’ve never seen people go from zero to “they never had it so good as they did when they were slaves” faster than in Mississippi. Like, after one beer.

Background: Mike Milbury was probably one of the worst GM’s in sports history when he held that post for the Isles from the mid-90's through the mid-’00. That’s not hyperbole. Still, instead of getting fired, he got a promotion and became an executive of the Islanders. Thus were the Islanders under Wang.

Those were all pretty good comebacks! But I’m only talking about shoe brands. Warner Bros is irrelevant to this discussion. LeBron “owns” shit because he is LeBron, the greatest athlete of a generation, not because he is some brand-disruption guru. And he’s a talented guy in general and is doing it all on his own, not