That’s my kind of lady

The benefit of going to Harvard and Yale is that you get access to the elite networks of people who went to Harvard and Yale. Educationally, not so much.

I mean, why not lean into it? I worked with a woman who’d always intended to name a daughter “June.” Turns out she married a guy with the last name “Showers,” and she was too much of a chicken to embrace it and also too stubborn to come up with a new name altogether, so the kid ended up being Juna Showers. Which, to…

Lmao. Oh boy.

I was really hoping Brad Pitt would go the Keanu route with his next girlfriend. Dating someone decades younger in Hollywood is banal. 

Just about every advice columnist and dating site out there uses this as Red Flag One. 

I think that person’s job is actually to go out to the cart corral and bring all of the carts back into the store. It is not strictly to first wander all over the parking lot collecting abandoned carts and then bring them in.

I’m in a masters program at a highly ranked non-Ivy university. There’s a guy in my program who went to Harvard and that’s the first thing he told me about himself. Like, before his name.

Some of the most dense people I’ve ever met went to Harvard and Yale.

Unless you’ve surveyed every employee of the particular store at which you are shopping to confirm that they all “enjoy rallying up the carts” and believe it to be “easy, soothing work,” you are an asshole if you don’t put back your cart. I can’t even believe that you would try to both sides something as dumb and…

But you know who doesn’t like that? All the other shoppers who have to drive and park around those stray carts because someone was an asshole. We don’t care who rationalized their laziness by telling themselves that it keeps the cart corral kids happy.

I wouldn’t for half a second say that giving a bunch of extra work to minimum-wage goons is anything other than being an asshole...

“The allegations, which spanned decades, included verbal harassment, unwanted touching, and attempted kissing, both in the classroom and at parties at Rubenfeld’s home,” New York reports. Rubenfeld denies ever harassing anyone.

In general, if you’re wondering if you’re an asshole, you’re probably not.

I worked as a cart collector/carryout for a couple months in high school. This is partially true, it was nice to have something to do by wondering the lot to grab stray carts, if the weather was decent.  But, most of the time people chose not to return carts, it was because of shitty weather.

I was gonna ask.

Big yes on that last sentence!  My college tried - every incoming freshman was required to take a health class that covered A LOT of stuff you needed to know - from STD’s to nutrition to exercise and more - it was pretty good.  And being the early 2000's it was kinda novel at the time, at least based on what I hear…

I thought one of the very minuscule silver linings of these times is that we were not focusing so much on how people looked, but boy, this year is determined to prove me wrong in every way. You should never alter someone else's appearance without their consent!

bad feminist Roxane Gay appeared in a video for Reuters

Am I the only one who noticed that Tiffany not only went under the knife and that she must have also gone to Ivanka’s dentist...now she speak just like her....