There are exceptions and exemptions for various reasons (most having to do with having lots of money, and I have seen some “compassionate grounds” rationales), although the best way is having a passport from a country that isn’t considered a cesspool of disease and chaos.

Private jets

It’s not just millennials living paycheck to paycheck. Some of us older peeps made a lot of dumbass decisions when we were younger, and we’re still paying for it.

Swim.

I understand—I was there for my 20's and 30's. I wasn’t in this position of savings until my late 30's, which is considered a bit late to start realizing these types of goals (by yester-year’s standards). All I can say about financial advice is to learn the core lesson, but proceed at your own pace. Take hard figures…

lol. Starred for the laugh.

You’re so right. Kids go through rough patches, they act out. That doesn’t land white kids in jail.

Moms generally like to be with their kids. #shrug

Anyway, if what Us Weekly’s source says comes to pass and DeGeneres dips out of her titular show, there’s a possibility that Late Late Show host James Corden will step in to take her place, at least according to Page Six.

“The problem with the film was that Tom Hooper decided that he didn’t want anybody involved in it who was involved in the original show,” he told The Sunday Times in an interview. “The whole thing was ridiculous.”

Worth clicking through for “like a boozy panda.”

Her Forbes net worth is over 300 million.

Brits ran him out on a rail because he was so fucking unbearable. If anything, his schtick is the same as Ellen’s, nice-cheeky-chappy persona but a total asshole. He doesn’t even have the ego-ruined-him excuse Ellen has because he was like that long before anyone was gassing him up. TL;DR a lateral move

Apparently, he’s so much of an asshole that he can’t do an AMA without people bombarding him with questions about it.

People did go to HR, and were shown the door shortly after.

If that workplace has become so toxic their first stop should have been HR not fucking twitter.

The people behind the scenes of Ellen’s show aren’t working in bumblefuck with no unionization or human resources. They’re grown ass people that I’m sure have held other positions before they got hired for the Ellen show. If that workplace has become so toxic their first stop should have been HR not fucking twitter.

I wouldn’t say I’m enjoying it, but don’t you find it mildly amusing?

so... they’re thinking about replacing a terrible person with another known terrible person, james corden?

she’s allegedly “pissed” and reportedly “wants out of the show.”