I used to HATE eating outside but then I realized it was just the people I was eating with that I hated. 

I assumed, after reading the article title, that this was a joke. So, I did an internet dive into Dr. Immanuel, turns out, it’s no joke.

Yeah, I think that’s it. We’re more open about illness these days, but when it comes to your own kid having a problem ‘down there’ I think that parents would rather not share. Fortunately when you get one you know it (there will be tears) so most kids get treated before kidney infection sets in.

Not that common. Another thing, when you have a UTI you run a low grade fever. Nothing close to 103. This was pure incompetence.

Frankly there are no good choices, we just felt online was the lesser of two evils. We are also privileged in that my wife is able to be a stay at home parent right now, so she has the time to help him with the virtual schooling. This obviously wouldn’t work for a lot of families and I’d imagine they feel forced to…

Kamala Harris voting records routinely ranks in the top 10 most progressive in the entire Senate. You all can keep up the “Kamala is a cop” Russian smear all you want. For many of you, she’d have to be the left of Joseph Stalin to be “acceptable.”

I ended up with my first one a couple months ago. Doing some research, I found that - wow - children seem to get them at a high rate. Boys too! But the more I thought about it, it actually makes sense. I think we possibly have a tendency to sorta think of it in terms of a ‘benign’ version of an STD, so..... children?…

Why hasn’t Jezebel consulted the true expert in these matters? Cannibal Witch, we need your wisdom.

1) I love me some Susan Rice, but she has never held elected office. Even the woefully inept Pence has held office as governor of Indiana, whereas Trump has not. Sure, Rice has worked in a couple administrations, but governance is not her wheelhouse—policy, sure, governance, no. She’d rather be rolling in the proceeds…

I don’t know why UTI seems to be the ‘get outta here’ diagnosis. I called paramedics for a 70+ yo woman while doing her taxes. She was educated, well-dressed and had multiple sources of very nice income. But as our time went on, she started repeating herself and being very confused to the point I didn’t feel safe…

PLEEEEEEEASE LET IT BE KAMALA!

So a little girl goes to the hospital with a high fever in the middle of a pandemic in a state that is one of the largest hotspots on the planet AND THEY SEND HER HOME WITHOUT TESTING TO SEE IF SHE HAD THE VIRUS?

Me too - I was too old for her Disney stuff and I didn’t see The Greatest Showman or the Spider-Man movies she was in. This is my first exposure to her (aside from her appearances on red carpets; she’s really beautiful). I think she’s very talented. Her final scenes of the Euphoria season where she and Jules are going…

That Euphoria was not also nominated in the best drama category is baffling to me.

Still think it’s safe to open schools you stupid fuck?

wait she goes in with a high fever and symptoms and they dont test her right there? 103 temperature? UTI and get some rest? DURING AN OBVIOUS PANDEMIC. IN THE STATE WHERE THE NUMBERS ARE SOARING. WHAT??????

Can we get a shirt that says “Demon Fucker”?

Hi. The guy who replied with the “bubba” gif is a troll using my name and trying to get out of the grays. I would appreciate you flagging him as harassment and dismissing him. You can check our respective comment histories for verification.

If you’re having sex with a demon in your dreams, do you really have a say in the matter?

I’m pretty sure some of the best sex I’ve had is in my dreams with demons. 

Not sure if WDW is following suit, but out here at Disneyland we are apparently banning the mesh/lace masks and those masks with holes for straws.