Not something I’d personally put in a “Dirt Bag”

The assholes in Alabama might like her music, but they’re not going to take advice from a woman.

We bought shears and cut our own hair now. It’s not very difficult if you’re just editing the length. I would never attempt layers or bangs on my own. 

“Boys only want love when it’s torture”

We found out that a previous owner died in the home by Googling our address and now I spend a great deal of mental energy trying to figure out which room.

All of the buzz around the case makes it seem like Johansson is upset that Disney pulled a theatrical release. She should absolutely worry about that look because it affects how the public perceives and responds to her, which in turn affects her pay scale on upcoming projects. All part of being a celebrity! Either her…

This is interesting and very helpful since I know very little about the law. But I was mostly speaking to the PR spin. They’re not really working the most sympathetic angle. Good to know they might put a little dent in Disney, though. 

Look, I’m glad whenever anyone tries to sue Disney, but everyone’s a villain here.

Michael Che has made plenty of sexist and transphobic jokes on SNL. This is not a surprise. It’s not even disappointing because it’s completely expected. What’s disappointing is that a mediocre comedian stays on the air week after week. It’s almost like the people in charge of firing him are never the target of his…

It worked. It’s great that we’re studying this thing as aggressively as we can, but it does mean that new studies seem to shift the info and recs every other week. I try to keep on top of it, but I also just said “fuck it” a while ago and decided to wear my mask everywhere except on walks. 

As the AP Notes, Walensky cited data from the last few days, still unpublished, taken from 100 samples from vaccinated and unvaccinated individuals with COVID infections. They found that the amount of virus in the noses and throats of vaccinated infected people was nearly “indistinguishable” from what was found in…

I’m sure it’s silk velvet, which is substantially cooler than polyester velvet, the hot fabric you and most people are thinking of when you see it. 

You should always wear a mask inside a school until under 12s are vaccinated no matter the community transmission rate. People who are vaccinated can and have spread the virus to the unvaccinated. 

There’s a certain romanticized narrative in our culture that people don’t always marry and have children with the loves of their lives. That they love and respect their partner while pining for the deeper and more meaningful love that preceded the stable relationship. We really, really love this narrative. And that’s…

Absolutely. We wasted our money on a couple of ineffective cheap ones before settling on a Franklin ProSensor for $55. Not my idea of cheap and still not fool proof, but 10x better than what we were working with before.

Alternately, you could just not complain that not everyone is living with your child’s children’s safety as their focus. 

You’re right. I’ll just quit my job and pay for housing, groceries, and our $1400/month ACA health insurance out of pocket with my “responsibility to keep my kid safe.”

We made the decision to go back on birth control the same weekend we found out I was pregnant, to ours and my OBGYN’s surprised given my uterine health problems. So, great comment from you, other online person.

If you are trying to keep someone dangerous out of a room with no locks, the most effective strategy is to move a piece of furniture in front of the door. If you have enough furniture, span the length of the room between the door and the opposite wall. No one will be able to push through the door if you’ve got a solid…

This nail trend is just a want to brag, “I don’t need to functionally use my hands.”