It might be one of the more slightly convincing ones in a sea of obvious fakes (the events of the story seem a little far out there to me), but I’m drawn to this description of Bethany as a midwestern mom because there is a woman I went to college with who also couldn’t tell a story to save her life and the only way I…

He does say that he snapped and he doesn’t really know why. Since he got so into fitness, I wonder if he was using steroids or some other kind of dangerous fitness “supplement” which, combined with not enough calories, made him “snap.” I mean, he’s a murderer and can rot in hell forever, I’m not making excuses for…

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they do the reveal like everything is staying except the walls

I just misplaced the “this will be important,” but it was on my mind! And honestly, I don’t know. I wish all these people would go back to Creepy Pasta or wherever. Their stories are not even impressive. If you want to write fiction, at least pay attention to the blog post genre and try to make it sound like a real…

I think there are a lot of reasons they outstripped the El Moussas. First and foremost: both El Moussas have annoying voices. It’s just difficult to watch them. Secondly: their “designs” are really boring. I used to think that Tarek’s budget was holding them back. Then, out of desperation, I watched Christina on the…

“Without a Whisper”

And some of the replies this year are already so patently fake...the try hard writing style gives you away, fools!

Assuming the reality of UFOs—there are normally a lot of bugs making a cacophony at any given time, it’s creepy when they all go silent (trust me on this—I’ve heard all the bugs stop singing in unison a few times, though it never lasts long), but I have to assume that the tech that makes UFOs float also muffles sound,…

Oh, definitely! I’ve heard that before, and it brought me great comfort since I used to wake up to pee around 3:00 a.m. regularly (not anymore though). I’m just concerned about the activity she’s logged at this time, not the waking up part.

My mother would have vivid dreams about me being raped and murdered when I was a teenager and for some reason she saw fit to share that information with me at the time instead of just saying, “Be careful out there!” As far as I know, I never came close to being raped and murdered as a teenager, but there was one night…

That seems to fit the timeline. Keyes was arrested in 2012, so if the house was abandoned for a couple years prior to 2011 and Keyes was stalking someone who lived there before your friends, he could have buried the bucket as early as 2008. I assume the police looked up the previous owner and they weren’t dead, so he…

I do not want to scare you any more than you are but the 3:30 a.m. shit is particularly bad and suggests that the paranormal activity might not be caused by a human ghost (“incarnate energy” sounds like a kind euphemism to me...but those things usually don’t go away with ordinary house cleansings).

Don’t ask me why but it’s definitely a scarier story coming (via you) from Bethany.

Seriously. I will NOT be ungraying your titled fictional pieces. Or the ones that are just...obviously overwrought/adjectivey creative posts.

The only thing that gives me pause is that I could see Trump demanding all the “best” (most aggressive) drugs available regardless of their possible adverse effects. On the other hand, I could also believe that Trump actually defers to doctors/scientists when his own health is on the line.

(badum-pisss)

I go to the Devil Amazon as a last resort, so whatever I’m buying there is never an impulse purchase.

Thanks!

I accidentally peed ON someone while camping. He refused to sleep in a tent and I didn’t know he was there in the middle-of-the-night darkness. I didn’t pee on directly on his face or anything, but I peed directly uphill from him and, friends, it wasn’t a pleasant situation.