Thanks, Spider-Man!

Mindless Self Indulgence's It Gets Worse is my song of the year. Boy, if you thought 2016 was bad, wait until 2017 comes to kick our asses.

Cleopatra had the balls to have a friendly relationship with me, strike a deal for open borders, then send a bunch of crossbowmen and warriors up to my atomic-era, fortified Roman cities and declare war.

Speak for yourself

Thanks for the info, I'll make sure to check and confirm next time I visit the zoo.

Inspired by Sonic: what if we just the athletes run a set distance? Maybe a short one, like 100m for speed, and then a much longer one for endurance? Maybe you could have some different length ones in between, I don't know.

We need to get on social media and raise awareness of this brave campaign!

That filter over the screenshots looks like shit.

Redmayne channelling Matt Smith's Eleventh Doctor there it seems.

It's hard to get panicked about something like that when you're an immortal superbeing.

It was me, I came up with it, give me the money.

Thanks for letting me know, grandma

I love Mario Kart because I'm very good at it. I love Smash Bros. for the fanservice (although I'm bad at it).

I heard your boss is giving a keynote on why you're a bad employee and that you're fired!

Yeah!

I hate to nitpick, but it's well known that Roose Bolton was poisoned by his enemies.

You're dead to me

That's just how Daniel Radcliffe is. A lot of the special effects budget on the Harry Potter films went towards altering the full body shots of him so that his lower legs were on the right way round. It's also why he wore a lot of robes, to hide that.

Keep Russell Crowe away from that man or we'll end up with a sudden energy release on a nuclear scale.

*long stare into the middle distance*