The old AV crew are middle aged now, their lives are over. Gen Y are the wave of the future!

Look at all those words! What am I, a robot? 140 characters is my limit.

What's not sexy about Sonic the Hedgehog? Those big, green eyes, the winning smile, full of cheeky confidence, his toned, athletic body with long, supple legs… do I have to go on?

It's what happens when you cross Clue and Ludo.

IT'S WALLY! HIS NAME IS WALLY! YOU GOD DAMNED AMERICANS!!

Nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no other choice!

You like The Simpsons, eh? Well have all The Simpsons in the world!

*whips out smartphone and googles VCR*
lmao, what?! (laughing face emoji)

Uh, have you been paying attention at all to cartoons on TV today? Stuff like Adventure Time's Lich or Gravity Falls' Weirdmageddon is darker even that that.

So this counts as one of my five-a-day?

An actor, becoming president?!

I'll never forget the scene where Fraser, Niles and Martin were having to hide from the Mummy in the all-you-can-eat steakhouse, and while Fraser and Niles mocked the decor, Martin fended the mummy off with a stuffed bull's head that had been mounted on the wall.

Justin's soccer team was in last place… until they dug up a new player! Tom Cruise is: SOCCER MUMMY!

Aye, once, when I was sailing around the Arctic…

He will be our leader! All hail The Anti-Monitor!

I would like to see Brandon Routh as both Superman and the Atom, side by side, with no explanation.

Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Thank you. I'll be able to sleep tonight now.

No mention of Bill Bailey in Hot Fuzz?

Sonic Adventure 2 is nearly 15 years old. There have been plenty of middling to good Sonic games since then. People really need to let that old stuff go.