Im sorry but what in the actual hell is this article? A sperm? That’s a stretch, by a long shot.

Shouldn’t Thor: The Dark World be up with the Marvel stuff or is it something different?

One with a big “Spoiler Warning” graphic positioned before the recap actually spoils anything, at that.

He’d get picked off before he even got past Venus and taken back for a pick 6.

Imagine how fast he’d be if he weren’t dragging a giant set of nuts everywhere.

The scene mirrored Luke and Yoda’s ESB scenes where Yoda scoffed at Luke’s military rations and happily ate what he hunter-gathered in the Degobah swamps. Back then, before Luke knew Yoda was a Jedi Master, Luke was grossed out by Yoda’s swamp grub. The stunned, young, in-need-of-training-by-a-Jedi-Master, version of…

I made it until I realized The Sound of Music was on ABC.

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!