I don’t have a problem with her original post. Her truth is that she and Kevin have been together for 8 years.

Nah, he’s funny. Funniest person alive? No. Someone I’d expect to also have insightful social commentary like other notable comedians? No.

This bullshit works for people like the Kardashians and Miley Cyrus, whose job it is to stay in the headlines even if it isn’t always good news. It does not work for the fucking president.

By this logic, North Korea is running the most successful country in the world.

If Donald Trump killed himself he might be vying for my favorite president ever; because that would be pretty much the best thing he’s ever done in his entire life. We could only be so lucky.

#TeamTorrei

“If they weren’t talking about you, you wouldn’t be doing something right and it’s important to keep it in context,”

Did they think that they were just house sitting there in the big white building??

Stop with the happy thoughts, I’m in public.

Aw, does Snowflake Donnie need a safe space?

It’s government who does not want him to succeed

What is this thing? Is it the biblical rib? The whole, a man gets to be a whole person but a woman is just a small fraction of a whole person thing? And why do I have a taste for rib tips now?

That “rib” shit is stupid. Cut it out, men.

Unless the wife has said so to your face...

“Their marriage was broken way before I came in the picture. They were separated, living in separate homes. I was never a secret. She knew that as well. Don’t believe the hype,” Parish wrote, and then accused Torrei of playing the victim.

This was rude as hell. This was petty as fuck. This is now the prime source material for all things Becky. Thank you and good night.

CeeCee

Chad.

Yeah, these youngins know no history. “Oh my god, Becky” was obviously first. This blow job stuff is from some time in the last decade.

Why she asking Agatha when she know the answer. She believed in his dreams, admired his ambition, she “had us” when the check came, she wasn’t worried about the haters when his ex was throwing shots because he’s still taking pics in a shirt she bought for his 26th birthday. He’s 33. And now she’s that hating ex.…