They always have some half assed excuse for being themselves in public.

Except that the guy never tried to get into the building. He was waiting outside the building for his friend who lived in the building to get there.

I’ve always lived in apartment buildings and it has never occurred to me to ever question someone who walks in as I’m walking out. My mother also taught me how to mind my business so there’s that. 

Somehow, a dude working for YouTube and yet not knowing how social media and/or viral videos work is so fucking appropriate.

Yeah, he works for YouTube and his name is Christopher Cukor. He’s shut down all his social media.

When your toddler has to be the one to tell you the difference between right and wrong it’s time to seriously reevaluate your life.

At least the kid isn’t a douchbag...

Good luck with that. You’re doing the Lord’s work!

Really.

This is silly. When it comes to being groupies, men and women tend to behave differently. Women throw themselves at rich, famous men because there is a chance they will hit pay dirt. Plenty of rich men will marry women who are flat broke as long as they are pretty enough. These days, a lot of women aren’t even looking…

Who said anything about “fucking with”?!?!? The differences between flirting and “fucking with” are HUGE.  You can look but not touch. Remember subtlety and nuance can be your friend.  

Being too emotional

I don’t know why Ayesha is so parano...

I applaud her for being honest and vulnerable.  She had to know some idiots were going to have shit to say, but she put herself out there anyway.  A lot of women who are not as beautiful or accomplished as she is feel the same way, that “do I still got it” thing.  And she made it okay for the rest of us to realize…

Not a damn thing wrong with what she said. 

“there are like all these women throwing themselves [at him], but me, the past 10 years, I don’t have any of that...”

I don’t see anything wrong with what she said.  

Even while pregnant, and I’ve heard this on multiple occasions, “I’ll give that baby some food.”

Omg this article is fucking perfect.

Let me find my seat real quick because the umar stans are coming.