ok, so interest on 40 acres and a mule over 152 years...

Now THIS is what I’m talking about. This is how you do an alternate history. I can’t WAIT to see this.

Pearl clutching level: MAXIMUM

Since its formation, New Colonia has thrived, while its old, racist nation, the United States, has steadily declined.

I’m pretty sure that the mere mention of reparations will send 20k white people into cardiac arrest.

“Slavery is far too real and far too painful, and we still see the manifestations of it today as a country for me to ever view that as a form of entertainment.”

Imagine being that audaciously, confidently privileged that the entire world should reflect you back to yourself as much as possible that you could ask this question. IN 2017, FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

You know, it’s unfortunate. They are so many talented wypipo out there but there’s only so much space on the team. Huysamn is just going to have to keep training and hone her skills for next year’s draft.

Man, she woulda been a top seed in our Wypipo Tournament. Dammit.

Does this surpass that other encounter with police you dubbed “the whitest thing that ever happened”? Serious question, because I’m on the ropes.

My favorite part is when she goes, FREEDOM!

Everything about this was sheer perfection at just the right moment. I wanna make that pic my phone background and paste a quote from this article right on it.

We need them all to go though. There’s a worse case scenario here where Trump gets declared unfit and Mike Pence cleans house of Trumps incompetent appointments and replaces them with some competent scumbags. Then we’re all well and truly fucked.

And let’s not forget that Bobby had to go through confirmation hearings, unlike the Kushners and Bannon.

Donald Trump is a dumb fuck, he’s the worst of inadequate white men.

It’s too early for your shenanigans. Lol.

Oh it’s so, so far beyond contrived. She has daddy’s bullshit patter down to a science, she just speaks softly, more measured and uses bigger words is all. She’s a vile, despicable woman, selling bland vapidity and her weird quasi-incestuous relationship with her gassy father to a bunch of cretinous rubes who find her…

Her speaking voice is so fucking contrived. Like she’s voice acting the part of a fucking blow-up doll. Breathy and passive.

EDIT: Ah, shit, had my terms messed up. Homunculus still kind of applies, but not as well as I’d hoped. DRAT!

Angela Merkel continues to give me life.