Okay, we are going to have to develop a warning for the “watch out, a funny as hell line is coming. Do not take a big ole swig of hot tea and almost spit it all over your keyboard”—the visual that popped up in my mind after reading “is she in charge of seasoning chicken” still has me chuckling!

...we sick bawse?

The opening picture has me chuckling—I need to compose myself before my next meeting.

A short end, fries and baked beans from Gates would be soooo on point...but I digress, what were we discussing?

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The craving for that “pat on the head” from her and her ilk is crazy!

...and, scene.

middle-aged ladies in loose clothes and comfortable shoes on HSN trying to sell weird, sequined combination sweater/scarves...

...with no lube and nary a $20 on the nite-stand.