i havent seen hammy that happy in years :)

Yes.

Did you post this just to make puns?

QUIT PRESSURING ME MOM!!!

Hate to break it to that guy but the kid doesn’t look anything like him.

Call me crazy, but I just don’t think you should use a belt on your kids.

No it is not. Sports is entertainment. Watching the equivalent of The Grassy Knoll video for 10 minutes 5 times a game while nothing else happens is not entertaining.

This cloud aint gonna get yelled at on its own.

Please accept my assistance in yelling at this cloud. 

welcome to the right side of history, my friend. 

I’m slowly but surely getting on the “remove instant replay in all sports” bandwagon because it fucking sucks.  No, I don’t want to hear about how you lost your money gambling.  No, I don’t want to hear about “getting it right.”  No, I don’t want you to bring up examples about how it benefited the teams I support. …

That shit hit her like a ton o’ bricks.

+1 head pat falling brick

the figurative ghosting was indelicate, to say the least.

Brienne of Tarth: After being ghosted by Jamie

The guy has not even started playing for the Knicks yet, let’s hold off on any and all “worst nightmare” talk.

It makes sense. Do you want people to be actively eating when some weird white guy sits down, whips it out, and starts stroking himself? They’d be spitting food all over the place.

And when you think the number of zeroes on the number you sue for is excessive,  add another zero. 

Sue. Sue for so much that your children have their college paid for and you have a nice retirement. 

He is quite talented.  Even though he is handing us some boring racing, it’s not his fault he’s so much better than the rest of them.  I think this is one of those things, that’s so special and happening right in front of you, but you won’t have the appreciation it deserves without the nostalgia of reflection.