Wholesome content!

This place seems like hell.

• Ceramic coating goes a long way.

Whose mans?

Color me shocked.

And it’s bad juju to do it the night before an event. You’re just asking for the universe to slap you around a bit.

Something about this doesn’t sit right with me but I can’t quite call it.

Baker Mayfield is everything people thought Manziel was going to be. I’m ok with that.

There’s also that rumor/open secret that he (and Dr. Dre) would rape men at the studio in order to assert dominance. I’m not sure if it’s true or not, but it wouldn’t surprise me. Let him rot.

Man, what? Huh?

I’ve never seen Jon Jones lose a fight that wasn’t against himself.

He ain’t a crook son...

Everything about Katt Williams is a hot-ass mess... and yet, I never ceased to be entertained by his fuckery.

OH. MY. GOD.

Deadass -- search Drake and Kiki in twitter and you’ll see the conspiracy theory threads. Does any of this matter? Not at all. But every now and then, I want to eat junk food.

This is ominous. Fuck you. You’re probably right. Take your star.

I didn’t write in this year but I should have.

I believe in the theory that Kiki is Kim K. She and Drake have been having an affair for years. Pusha, being loyal, as fought Ye’s proxy wars for five years. And now, Ye is all like, “I’m sorry! It’s all love! JEDI,” in order to win the hearts and minds of Drake’s fanbase? I don’t get it.

He could rip into the entire organization and take cheap shots at every beloved Philly figure (almost spelled that with a ‘ph’), and it wouldn’t matter to me. We won. I quit football. I can live a nice life. I’m 31. I still have time.

I'm so proud of my Japanese son.