This shit doesn’t even seem real anymore.

Look man, I’m an avid supporter of black Jordan 1s and Nike Dunks. HOWEVER, my wife recent bought me a pair of coke white Jordan 1s and it has changed me. I walk different. I talk different. I’m brand new right now.

THIS.

...used ones cost less than $15k.

Any gripes about it needing more power are bad takes from people who likely aren’t very good drivers and/or people who won’t buy one to begin with.

I appreciate and approve.

Y I K E S

I don’t know, Jason... this is less “meh” and more sad.

Damn good piece of writing. I enjoyed this.

Thanks for the tip!

Lewis Hamilton is the greatest F1 driver of our time.

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I see what you did there.

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

For what it’s worth, Jimnys in Japan vary greatly in price. A late model JA51 chassis Jimny with low-ish kilometers and tasteful modifications can still run around that price because they hold their value so damn well. I would love to have a new one. In time, I think I can convince my wife to get one herself.

I bet you’re pleasant to be around.

I wonder how much she’s really getting paid. Off the books, how set-up is she and her family. It has to be a sweet ass deal to sell your soul like that every damn day.

“Eating Biggie’s ass was a life altering decision. Him bending over was prolly like banging cleats together the day after the game.”

I got stuck behind this guy in traffic yesterday.

Fantastic photos.