Did anyone else think of Pauly from Goodfellas cutting onions in jail with a razor? Because I did.

I bet Mike Pence is a bottom.

Aunties and uncles everywhere are upset that they out here lying on Facebook.

Y I K E S.

I’m HERE for this. RIP to the legend. I’m glad he’s getting some high-profile representation.

I fondly remember one of my childhood church Deacons driving one of these because he had to take his hat off when driving due to his height. Meh car indeed, but one nostalgic of my childhood.

The only person who can beat Jon Jones is Jon Jones.

Because October is the loveliest time of year. It’s hot right now. Whether you’re in NYC or Tokyo, it’s a hot ass summer. October, on the other hand, is something to look forward to.

...are you ok? This entire rant is a mess.

And in 40 years, someone else with newer tech will attempt (and hopefully succeed) something similar. I won’t bite my thumb at the present in honor of the past when this is something that I wouldn’t/couldn’t/shouldn't do my damn self.

The Star Wars fandom is the worst of them all. In a mountain of shit, SW fandom is a golden turd to emerge from it.

TAKE MY STAR DAMNIT!

How do you know this? Have you met the guy personally or is this all based on the media you consume?

Tim Donaghy finally got his comeuppance?!

I think about to someone parking too close to me at the mall and it makes it makes me a little angry. I couldn’t imagine the rage I’d feel if some daft punk was responsible for burning my half a million dollar car to the ground.

Lewis Hamilton is the GOAT and deals with a lot of nonsense, but it’s framed as him whining. I side-eye anyone that is quick to hate on dude.

A couple years ago, I watched a WW turn red in the face and have that lil’ vein flex in her forehead because dudes were rapping along to Fuck tha Police at Buffalo Wild Wings. She immediately started yelling at the first person of color she saw and tried to scream about the “contributions and sacrifices of the brave…

I really wish we stopped paying any sort of mind to Tammy Lawnmower. Her existence in my world holds no value.

Right?!

Lucky break but this made it hot for him and his wife. I really hope dude changes cars and lays low for a minute. I’m sure this put a target on their backs.