I’ve owned a turbo ZN6. It was far better stock and “slow,” because it handled better, was far more responsive and didn’t have any other issues.

GC8 is best car. I currently own a MY99 Impreza WRX Type RA (555 Limited) and it’s the most fun car I’ve ever owned. 20+ cars over the course of the past 15 years and I’m driving an old WRX.

It all feels incredibly dated to me because I live in Japan. So everything that you think you know about the American car scene and the perspectives associated is, well, wrong. I’m only able to keep up with the weirdness because of Jalopnik.

Not everyone who got scammed were rich. Not all of the tickets $15k. That doesn’t make for good jokes, though.

Fuck a True Crime book, I need to see his 30 for 30.

Ricer =/= Tuner

I hope that bag was a quarter bil. I really do.

Wait... you’re in Japan too? Are you in Kanto? I... I just want someone to review my car.

I once saw a couple smoking meth in the bed of their pickup while listening to Three 6 Mafia, which had a massive confederate flag. The couple proceeded to say, ‘he drives wunnadem Chargers. Porch monkeys love them Chargers.’ This was next to a Piggly Wiggly on a Thursday evening.

At least it won’t take her until her first semester in college to realize her father is a raging misogynist.

If youngbull can’t afford his Js, then he should immediately start hooping in them so when Affirm comes to repo the kicks, they no longer have any resale value.

Get that bag, Obama. Get that bag.

This is some fuckery. I could write about the white people of Valdosta and it would be far more entertaining. But, of course, everything has to be through the lens of clueless white people who see us as some alien race.

I don’t think the AP Stylebook has been updated to reflect this. The names of minors are not to be released without parental consent, but one would assume that a twitter username makes them just as accessible.

ESPN has created a lot of opportunity for young broadcasters. Thanks to the foundation laid by the late, great Stuart Scott, ESPN actively takes chances on fresh talent. It’s unfortunate that all of the divisions within the company got a little too loose with the spending and stupid with the nepotism because a lot of…

The bottom line is money. These big money preacher-pimps ensure that Oprah adds to her billions. She’s appealing to her daytime TV audience. Unfortunately, she’s doing so by compromising what she claims to stand for.

Fuck Kym Worthy.

That’s terrifying.

SheaButterTwitter is going to be live for the next week.

Maaaan I wish I could be in some of these focus groups when it comes to decisions like this. I feel like no one has the nerve to say, “nah. That shit is ugly.”