During an interview with Where's My Water? creator Tim FitzRandolph last week, I found myself excited over the new direction he was taking with the first numbered sequel in the wildly popular series. Then he said the words "simple energy mechanic," and my heart sank.

Oh man, that reminds me of when we flew jets through the tunnel in Kubra Dam, back in Battlefield 2.

Anteater and Mushroom editions, from here on out.

I own something that looks like this, but I've NEVER had it rumble on me. Bleh.

But dat A-button…

Too bad he and GameCube Controller broke up, though.

No birthday sale…? :<

To prevent Spine Fold! Teh Spine Fold!!1!

As much as I love Platinum (nay, Clover, really), I won't be buying 101 either. It just doesn't appeal to me.

Hey, it's the Teyler Museum in Haarlem! :)

I was promised Kimbra and Kimbra was not delivered. NOT DELIVERED!

So… examples of rugs in games? Need examples! Can't just say something exists like that, and then no examples! Bad writer! No twinkie!

So Wind Waker's ocean is a donut too? Bwah

He seemed a bit bitter.

The police force is now rendering a 3D mesh of the perp and animating it instead of using hand drawn composites.

Year of Missingno?

I love Tingle as much as the next guy, but his games suck. (To be fair, I only own Rosy Colored Rupee Land, but man, does it suck.)

Holy crap, a year of Salvatore would be amazing!! I mean… "SPLISH!"

I think it's a bit nutty.

You saw that gif and immediately thought, "hey, that lady is drinking poo!"??