Hmm, this looks cooler than any normal footage I've seen of the game so far…

Nice character animations, but those environments look awfully static. Big contrast with the super lively 2D Metroids.

Got it. Thanks. :)

I'd call myself a "loyal Kotaku reader", but I have no idea what he's on about. Fi's Rumors? Wuh…?

The hospital used to feed the big ones to me in a spoon full of custard, when I was little. I recall that worked pretty well! Less messy than buttering it up, I reckon.

I think so as well. The connection between him and and this game, is probably that Double Fine is also making a kid-friendly Kinect game at the moment. Still interested in knowing how he got involved, though…

Beautiful, yes, but that upgrade system…

There is also exhaustion.

Source?

This makes me want to puke. Is this Zelda?

Poop (usually) floats, so the first batch will break the surface tension as it floats up. No need for more paper!

Hear, hear. I personally love Last Stand. Best addition to the series since they introduced kill streaks in United Offensive.

"1980s and 1990s"

Can't stand David Perry, but I quite like Earthworm Jim.

Andrew probably means the writer of the story. Can't quite remember what Bad Things he said, but it was pretty douchy.

Pants.

Yay for free drugs! Ehm, legal drugs. Yes. That's what I said.

NEEERDS!

What I hate about that shifting-to-the-right-technique, is that I have no idea what my password is when I need to type it on a mobile phone…

Forgot to link it. What a berk. [www.chromeextensions.org]