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SMART?

By Grabthar's hammer: never give up, never surrender!

So what's up with the, "HAZE", in the leading image? There was no mention of that masterpiece in this post!

Spoiler much? Classy.

"The male specimens of the species will stab the other members of the tribe, to show their affection."

Yes, Miyamoto, it was missing something… Still is! Where's mah rumble!?

Oh, I loved the Lexine character! (Don't know why, really!) Hope someone will put a nice walkthrough of this on Youtube. :P

Bash's posts on Shigureden back in 2006 are some of the finest ever featured on Kotaku. Love them.

Wow. My mind, it is blown! Really love the Chrome team's UI designs. Really.

Yo Dawg, I heard you liek PS3, so we put your George Foreman Grill inside a George Foreman Grill.

Baby steps… :P

Ho ho ho, well played.

Is this from an Akira-themed porn-spoof? (Yes, double post, FTGG.)

Is this from an Akira-themed porn-spoof?

Sequel where we learn how they set aside their differences and fall in love with each other?

Huh? I'm seeing a rubber membrane there, but the silvery thingies on the circuit board look like those damn clicky micro-switches… What up?

Space-double-hyphen-space, instead of em-dashes?? Eeew!

I can't schedule a task to run when it wakes up from sleep mode. :/ (Windows XP.)

Max effing Headroom! Haven't seen that shit in YEARS. (Decades, perhaps.)

Nope.