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@nightrue: I once saw a version of Wayne's World that had this scene in it! No idea why I never saw that version again…

@Orionsaint: I yelled, "It's good to be square."

The changing Tell Tale logo in the polaroid was a nice touch. :)

If this existed a long, long time ago, Vader could have saved some serious money on not buying batteries for the LEDs on his breastplate.

I can buy two full retail games (from one or more years ago…) for €60. So yeah, I'll just play multi on PC, thank you very much.

Eff me. I just realized that this discovery makes the Head & Shoulders ending from Evolution, a lot more likely to be inaccurate. :(

If Kotaku also posted weather forecasts, I would never have to read other websites again! :D

They do look like those gray-headed "massagers" you always see in Japanese po… I mean, massage parl… I mean, I've never seen those things in my life.

@KingHippo: This is Kotaku, man. All awesome is deliberate. :)

I was pretty sure this was going to be a, "this looks like a pretty hot girl, but she's actually not!"-post. Scary drawing optional. :P

@rheerani: Oh, I can still update manually from the About-menu, just don't have the foggiest on how to re-enable automatic updates. :P

@arniejolt: Before moving on to… stronger, stuff?

This is not Starcraft… This. Is. SPARTA…?

@Jilkon: This is bat country!

@Kantei: Fact: it was originally called "Sweet, dude", but the lispy vikings turned it into "Sweden" after a particularly long Groggfest.

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@fELIXADER: I think the joke is that it doesn't have the IGN logo…