@The Forgetful Brain: Facebook pages are the Klobbs of the web. (Kotaku is an RCP-90.)

@SpunkyFidget: Of course. Even Kotaku editors can't see trees in the dark.

"Hi, we're a website. Go use this other website now."

@oldtopman: You just lost the game. No wait, I did. :O

A fire broke out at Imperial Hot?? Did Yōichi Wada get out in time?

Why was practically nobody this excited when Google Wave came around? It's not fair… :(

@Protector one: I meant "Dukakis"! I don't know where that came from…

@merc-ai: in b4 bukake.

You can also use taskkill/pskill with the process name; no need to know the Process ID. You'll just need to use a different flag or two.

Sam Spratt is awesome.

@WildTangent01: I wanted to promote this comment, but apparently I can't because, "An ancestor has been locked by an editor"! Naturally.

I never knew spiders were into fisting…

Uhm, bad reviews? That, or the yellow color of the power suit. (It's too green!)

Ancient gold-leaf embossed scroll, or GTFO. (Engraved marble tablets would do to this time, due to the Rome setting, but heed my warning, Ubi!)

@acamas: There will surely be some sort of advantage for Blizzard, but it's their game, so they should be able to do whatever they want with it without constantly defending themselves.

Was I the only one expecting a, "and we've been together ever since…" in that story? :P

No love for protectors? :(

Blizzard wants to make more money off its own game? The nerve! :)

@Matthew Brown: Oh yeah I remember you! You won season 3 of this show, right?