It sounds like you're asking us why your PC isn't a Mac. Also, blame the programmers of all the stuff you mentioned, and also also, please don't blame us, we're only human.

Ok, they sold a metric shit-ton of stuff, so why did they lose money? Can you explain it to me like I'm an 8-year-old?

@Mad-Hobo: Photoshopped.

@A Ferret: Eh... why 4?

@Randallrocks: The cake was a lie?

I painstakingly disabled auto-update months ago, so probably good old stable 2.0. :P

The real queen Ami... Obama, was the one cleaning the astro droid. Naturally.

If it works for Californication...

Framed picture of Ewan McGregor as Obi-wan Kenobi? (It looks fantastic in my room!)

Choose your canvas wisely.

I feel there's massive potential for a "giant crab"-joke here.

"Given that Diddy is only occasionally available if you play this game solo"

@MrRacer: That's because Gabe ate it.

So in order to actually see the added D, you need to keep moving (your head). I'm not sure yet if I like that better than the glasses...

@Artline90: Yeah, but they're no fun at all if you never ever see them. Love Metroid, hate Starcraft: Thank You Kotaku!

@outuendo: He has the same intent stare as Animal.

I love ScottC's Action Comics. Knight is so cool.

Stunning.

AN historic? What what what?? Rabba Rabba Rabba!

Young Indiana Jones! Kreeee!