Does it at least taste blue?

This is a very excellent article.

"Terrible" is also a pretty big enemy of Good. Maybe not its arch enemy, though. Not Lex Luther. Maybe Bizarro?

As a programmer, I daily discover things I've been doing wrongly! :P

Best review ever! 7.9!

@Cooking Utensil: I think REM has a song about that, "Losing My Realengrish".

1337 code? On MY Kotaku??

@MateensCleaver: No, that one was "First Person Hooters".

Coat hangers with painted elephants... Impressed Nintendo... WHAT?? I need to see this.

This for some reason reminded me of the very excellent "Bob in the Bottle". Very Excellent.

Invisible scorpions!? Is El Paso the 4th circle of Hell??

Aw shucks. Too cloudy for Boktai.

Tetris? No, Wind Waker! Or PewPew Lazor.

So when he dies, then can we say games are art?

@GohanEgret: Spoiler alerrrrt! :( (Maybe I should have mentioned earlier that I haven't exactly "finish" the game yet...)

Cleavage in Okami? Think I missed that...

Tak, and the power of Fuji.

McWhertor is a star.

So it really is Sin & Punishment starring Pit! Yes please!

Wallpaper images? Did I fall asleep and wake up in 1999? Surely you meant "3D" images, or holographic porn, or something else way more exciting...