@hagren: UO was awesome. I would so promote your comment if Bash hadn't taken my star away.

@slotter: Legendary Armor. +2 bounciness, -3 credibility.

@bakagaijin: The image of Crecente in armor cannot be captured. Your film or CMOS cell will burn out instantly trying to do so.

Yo dawg! I herd you liek protection, so we put...

Flaming pants? Flaming pants are so Battlefield. Yo dawg! I herd you liek flaming pants, so we...

If I had to choose, I'd go for the 20 hours-deal. I rarely play a single game for more than 20 hours a month.

@JazTheSpaz: I implied that something "was not news"...

@Chintz: Haha, that is awesome. I'd have promoted this comment, but Bash took away my star.

I was super psyched for this game two years ago. Now, mostly annoyed, I guess.

Google maps also allows for KML importing. (In the "My Maps" section.) Just FYI.

I've always known monocles were evolutionary a dead end.

@Toshiya: Apparently. I would have expected something looking a little... nerdier... fatter.

@Jon: Arguably.

@Sir (Starman): When even Starman has lost his star, you know the Kotaku overlords must be serious this time.

Mentally counting down from ten before doing something, to prevent my subconscious from telling me, "I'll do it in a second."? That might work! I'll try it in a second.

@icarus212001: I thought it was Mexican Domo-kun.

Kendo sounds awesome, but is it really doing something for your health?

I stopped liking planets when some planets stopped being one.

Can I load Chrome Frame in it? Just for shits and giggles.

@josephmeraz: Well, she didn't look very corporeal in that trailer, so that might still hold true. Also, "Spoiler alert!"