@Etheris: Is it really illegal, though? The beta is free to play, so how can playing it be illegal? There aren't any laws defined for "unreleased software and beta trials" as far as I know, so it's probably a gray area, to say the least.

@Beardbeardly: Is this a trick question? A zen koan, perhaps?

I wonder what qualities Kotaku requires from a comic for it to be publish-worthy. Humor surely isn't one of them...

Feature I'd love to see in an alarm clock/phone: Auto-Snooze. It goes off with a short sound (just enough to wake me) on the set time, then automatically snoozes for minutes before launching into full blown wake-up mode.

@deanes: My trusty old Nokia 7210 from 7 years ago was already able to that. And that was hardly a "smartphone". I'm sure most phones with FM radio today are able to do the same.

@danhughes: It uses sonar. It doesn't do anything with ambient noise. (Well, cancel it out, perhaps.)

@Surreal_Sunshine: Yes, but you own the PC version, so your opinion doesn't count.

@rebelphoenix1983: I think Chell is being dragged away by another robot, or possibly GlaDOS with a new personality.

@Manly_McBeeferton: Bottom-line is, boys like butts, butt parents don't. Nintendo wants to please all.

@ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness: I know, right! It feels like only yesterday I was playing Mega Man 3!

@Me_rock: "Somehow"? You make it sound like no Sonic game has ever been screwed up before...

@Weaselfingers: Accelerate! Brake. Accelerate, break, chu!

@icarus212001: Yes. ApocalyPS3 didn't happen on those platforms, you know.

@hurpdurp: Better than snakes on a plane.

Is there a Chu Chu Rocket course where driving into a wall makes you turn right?

@ArmyofJuan: Excellent. :D

@T-800: Lego is better than cash.

Maybe if Microsoft started rolling out Xbox Live Indies to some more countries, they'd sell more of them. :/

Nude Raider lives!

@DJRRJr.: No, it will not. We might get another small update to the current browser within the next two years, but even that's not a certainty. You just have to make due with the sites that do work. (I.e., YouTube.)