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@Kobun: Exercising isn't about losing calories. Exercising is about getting fit. Eating less is about losing calories.

Omg! I've also always wanted to do that! Well, not always. Rather, since I saw the first episode of Now and Then, Here and There during my first year of college. :)

@pokerkick: Yes, but then it would also have looked like that 3D Linux penguin racing game! :D

"And when they're done, he wants them to work together again."

@BassForever: Thats... pretty damn close together! Great, but yeah, little odd!

Awww... I was hoping for Double Fine's Scott Campbell!

Hurray! Oh joy! (PAL release then can't be that far away either, can it? Oh wait, this is Nintendo we're talking about...)

"Sin & Punishment: Star Successor"?? Dated?? When! Want!

That Atlantis set is horrendous. Look at those colors! when I think of Atlantis, I think of blue hues and perhaps some yellow or ivory tints, but not this M-Tron bastard child.

Cootieeees! Eew!

Hurray! What a good idea!

Many camping showers in Italy required that you keep pressure on a knob to keep water flowing. This was not acceptable. Using a metal ring from the knob itself and a piece of siphoned rope, I came up with this:

@Kenzo287: Paedophiles and teenage cougar hunters, apparently.

@Digduck: Isn't that what paper bags were invented for?

I refute all sensible possible explanations below, and call conspiracy! Driving forces being Swatch and Nasa, natch. (Swatch for speeding up watches gradually, NASA for building giant thrusters in that one vulcano that "erupted" a few years ago, causing the earth's orbital cycle to decrease dramatically.)

@Xaero_Dumort: It would haveto be a frigging long statuette for him to be that far away physically! ^_^

"Yesss! A f*ing dancer!"

Felicia Day didn't look like a goober... She didn't!

@C_MaN15: Continuously? Do you know how much time was between Gears of War and Jazz Jackrabbit??